Bath Township Badge

(10-1-17) The following posting showed up on September 27th on the Bath (Michigan) Township Facebook Page, so the new slogan in the future might be ‘Don’t Drink and Stop At McDonalds’.

If you are going to get incredibly intoxicated at the bar and then drive home, we have a suggestion for you: On your way home when you inevitably stop at that Mcdonald’s for some McNuggets, a McDouble and a McFlurry, make sure the Mcdonalds is actually open. All of the lights being off and no one around would be a clue.

Then, when you sit in the drive thru at the closed Mcdonalds for 15 minutes honking your horn and cussing because no one is taking your order, make sure there isn’t a police cruiser parked 20 feet away watching you fail miserably.

After your failed attempt at getting food from the closed restaurant, do not squeal your tires out of the parking lot, over a curb and out onto the roadway. That is how you end up at the jail and the jail does not have any McFlurries.

#McFailed

Full story on mlive.com, Bath Township is located near East Lansing, Michigan.